My mother is a relatively passive person. I think it comes from being beaten (psychologically) down by my old man for so many years. Well, lets just say she wouldn’t say shit if her mouth were full of it back then.

Then the hot flashes came along and it was like she was possessed by the devil. She’d go into tirades against my father over nothing. Actually, I was secretly pleased to watch this happen because he deserved every bit of it. It was pay back time.

On the other hand, I never wanted to be on the receiving end of that. He was like a dog with his tail between his legs for months.

Luvofmylife is going through menopause and I must be the luckiest man on earth. Not only is she not irritable but the boink factor is going up instead of down. She says she’s been feeling hot flashes for a while now but it’s not a big deal. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. I’ve never seen her PMSey.

We’ve used condoms for the last couple of decades because she used to react to the pill. She just felt crappy so I just use rubbers and that works out fine. However, things are just so much nicer without. So now because the risk factor is pretty much gone, we go without. It’s so yummy.

Something I didn’t know (among a trizillion other female biological things) is that women tend to get fairly dry during menopause. So a condom can be very uncomfortable when that happens – am I wrong? So needless to say, she likes Mr. Happy in his naked state.

Well…that’s probably too much information, huh?

You know? There must be a God. Because someone’s looking after me...big time.

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